PROFESSOR OF PSYCHIATRY
professor of psychiatry

She was reared by an alcoholic taxidermist and a nurse. Her mother's influence steered her into the medical profession, although she did at one time consider taking veterinary science to honour her father's career. At an early age she perceived the anger that her father held against animals after he was mauled by a koala bear in his youth and it was the turning away from this that led her to treating needy humans.

A most compassionate soul, she is very popular with the resident inpatients. She is pioneering new treatments for patients - hypnotism is one of her prominent approaches to healing. Some patients have been known to request the experience of becoming various large and small animals and, even at the possible cost of terrifying those already tortured souls bound to their chairs, she indulges her special patients this way. The patients often find after such an experience that they are more willing to put some effort into becoming a decent human being, once the inevitable fractures and soft tissue injuries that this experience attracts are dealt with by the Professor of General Surgery. It is little wonder that people whisper about her far and wide.

Referrals from the Centre itself are so prolific that she is, at this time,unable to consider taking on outpatients.

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consultant liaison psychiatry

Shown here is the text that our Professor of Psychiatry relies on. It has been edited by our good professor and re-published by the Centre. Unfortunately there is only one volume in existence at this time but publication of duplicates is anticipated once proof of its theories is available.

Studies are well underway and a manuscript will be submitted to the Green Hills Medical and Scientific Journal for comment.

Successful treatment remains the key to longevity and a peaceful life span.

 

Our psychiatry professor's father was never the same after his violent encounter with a koala in his youth.

 

Professor of Psychiatry asleep on floor The Professor has a heavy workload indeed and staff often find her taking deep meditations so her subconscious is free to analyse the data she has gathered about her patients.