PROFESSOR OF GENERAL SURGERY

Revolutionary coloured x-rays
A world first!

As a young girl, the Professor experienced first-hand what it was like in an institution. Her parents sent her to one five days per week and she was even required to wear the same uniform as the other inmates. It was during these formative, but very cold and cruel years, that the good Professor vowed to stop this form of torture and so the seeds were sown at an early age!

The Professor commenced her formal career after many years viewing her mentors, Dr Ben Casey and Dr Kildare, performing hours of (mostly) successful surgery.

The Professor's first patient was a person who had suffered very severe headaches, almost to the point of nausea! The Professor (always keeping abreast of the latest medicines) successfully cured these terrible headaches with a tablet. “A tablet!” you might ask!! Yes, and what joy for this patient who was saved from a complete lobotomy by the ever alert Professor.

From very humble beginnings, the Professor has risen to great heights, even scouring the rooftops in her endeavour to remain ever vigilant so as to keep her patients at Green Hills less exposed to the terrible torments outside the compound.

She is responsible for a radiological breakthrough in developing coloured x-rays and has offered to to impart the knowledge of how to read and, more importantly, how to listen to these specialised films to whoever is astute enough to realise their value. Only forward-thinking, contemporary interns should contact the Centre in this regard.


Here we witness a rare moment of relaxation that our Professor of General Surgery is taking between cases. She wears elastic stockings because of the demands of standing still for hours beside the operating table.

As you can see the next case file is upon her lap as she prays for guidance for the patient being prepared for surgery. Surely this is testament to her devotion to her patients.

    General Surgery is making quite a splash as she arrives in Hawaii in her legal attire adorned with a lei. If you are unfamiliar with her legal attire you have not been paying attention have you. Take this opportunity to catch up with her more recent activities here.